Not Something To Laugh About

Hair hair everywhere! I can’t stand it. If it didn’t cost so darn much to get a divorce, I’d say see you in court baby. “Yes your honor, I love him very much, and we have a pretty darn good marriage, but we MUST get divorced right now. I cannot handle the hair.” It is simply disgusting. It is everywhere. I cannot escape the bathroom without little pieces of hair following me. Hair of all kinds haunts me in my nightmares. He sheds like nothing I’ve ever seen before. And quite honestly, it makes me want to vomit. You can’t always tell where the hair came from, which makes it even more of a reason to lose my breakfast/lunch/dinner over it.

My hubby is an averagely hairy guy. Not even gorilla like, so I don’t quite get it. I just wish he could keep it to himself. I mean he doesn’t share much of anything, but he sure as heck has no issues with sharing the one thing that makes me throw up in my mouth a little bit each time I clean the bathroom.

Mind you, he hasn’t cleaned a bathroom even once in the 5 years we have been married-but that’s for another post, but every time I clean, I can’t manage to get every last little hair, and we are back to square one. Don’t you think HE should have to clean the bathroom so he can realize the depth of his disgusting hairiness? He blames the cats, somehow I don’t buy it. There is one source of shedding hair in my life, and it is my lovely husband, no ifs ands or buts about it.

Quite honestly, when we move out of our tiny little condo, the only requirement I have is that there are enough bathrooms that he can live in his own hairy squalor, because I.won’t.clean.it!

I have repeatedly recommended laser hair removal among other techniques to rid his entire body of every last stray hair. I even think we should suck it up and pay out of pocket for it, but no, all he wants to spend money on is a huge ass plasma TV. Sigh…I guess it IS time for him to clean the damn bathroom himself.

Janice

p.s. THIS is a picture of the bathroom that I want for ME!