Ladies First

As my husband and I were discussing the point of this blog, we did the typical banter back and forth.

Janice: I think our title should be funnier than that
Chris: We don’t want to use ALL our good material early on
Janice: Why not, isn’t the POINT to get people to read it? Why would they read mediocrity?
Chris: Ok, maybe we shouldn’t start off like that.

Silence overtook us, and we each started typing away at our computers. This ought to be interesting. Like most things in a marriage, I expect diametrically opposed opinions not only about the purpose of this blog but also in how we accomplish that. Sounds like fun huh? And something you definitely want to read.

Jiggle the handle was brought to fruition because of my husband’s unquenchable desire to find fame in writing. As for me, I’m along for the ride. He is a typical husband and I will take any opportunity to “educate” him about how to do things correctly in this relationship. Including blog.

So, why jiggle the handle? It all started with a pissing contest about what men and women think about on the pot and how incredibly different those thoughts are. A blog was born.

Stay tuned for more interesting and scintillating entries detailing the mundane and not so mundane world of marriage, parenting, and of course your everyday bathroom happenings.

Janice

Chivalry and Cock Fights

Who should write first? This was the question that Janice and Chris had to settle. It began simply enough. Chris was drunk…again. Janice said, “Where have you been?” as he Chris stumbled in. The drunk hung his head, “Cock fight.”

The question wasn’t settled, and this has nothing to do with anything. “Ladies first, my ass!” Chris would say. This was a typical male. “Chivalry is dead,” Janice said.

What follows is a look at women and men. What we do. How we do it. When and where we find time to engage in things that interest us or things we do to piss each other off. So, sit back and relax, and you tell us who should go first.